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Dead Rising [ do u have a zombie plan?] Review
dont look at me like that. you know you've thought about it. believe me theres more of us [with a zombie plan] out there then u realize. what you think i bought a life size replica of the FF7 buster sword just because it looks bitchin. well for all of us out there preparing for the inevitable zombie out break theres a great game for us to practice surviving the apocalypse
the main character of this game is the hansom devil frank west free lance photographer[he's covered wars you know!].
Now Mr. west has decided to investigate a very strange situation in a small town some where in the good old USA( cant remember the name), via helicopter. damn military tryin to keep the press out *shake fist*
so he gets off at the local mall and tells the pilot to come back for him it 3 days.
[survival tip #1]
when that fateful day comes dont take shelter at a mall. apparently the undead really really like the mall who would have thunk it!
its not long before the metaphorical shiggity hits the metaphorical fan and some old lady opens the doors to the mall to try and save her little dog.
its like black friday....but with dead people
[survival tip #2]
dont team up with old people because when the apocalypse hits they go crazy and have the strength to over power 5 grown men in order to save a dog.
one of the best thing about this game is you get to test out what the best tools are for fending off a zombie raid.
such as:
what kills more zombies? a lawnmower or a chainsaw
how many zombies can i run over before my car dies
what will kill a zombie faster? a sword or a gun
and you'll have many weapons to choose from since almost everything in the mall can be used as a weapon, and i do mean everything. thats right even a 12 pack of coke can become a zombie killing machine.
[survival tip #3]
dont try to kill zombies with a 12 pack of coke.....or caned food of any kind, its best to save that. you never no when your food supply could run out.
seeing as how franks is a photographer you'll get plenty of opportunities to take some snap shots of our undead friends. believe me this is good practice for when the time come's, because you know you'll want to document it so you can say "see i told you!"
you'll also get practice in save people who were to stupid to make a plan. that right i looking at you Mr. "omgz omgz i dont know what to do i didnt think this could really happen". or you could leave them there to be horribly and painfully eaten alive by hundreds of the undead
[survival tip #4]
you really should try and same women an children. come on people we got to try and keep the spices alive
any way with a decent story, fun and explorative game play i give dead rising a wouldnt kick it out of bed for crackers.....unless there were zombies out side and i needed the crackers for nourishment to fight my way throw the hord's of undead.
[note:]
my rating system witch was barrowed/adapted from another podcast >_>
4/buy now=great game everyone should try
3/crackers= not great but not bad just right, just like crackers
2/game fly it = run of the mill game not worth a purchase but good for a rent
1/burn it = just walk away and dont look back and if someone give's it to u! light the bitch on fire and by bitch i mean the game. not the person who gave it to u, thats just not cake.
[note]
the main character of this game is the hansom devil frank west free lance photographer[he's covered wars you know!].
Now Mr. west has decided to investigate a very strange situation in a small town some where in the good old USA( cant remember the name), via helicopter. damn military tryin to keep the press out *shake fist*
so he gets off at the local mall and tells the pilot to come back for him it 3 days.
[survival tip #1]
when that fateful day comes dont take shelter at a mall. apparently the undead really really like the mall who would have thunk it!
its not long before the metaphorical shiggity hits the metaphorical fan and some old lady opens the doors to the mall to try and save her little dog.
its like black friday....but with dead people
[survival tip #2]
dont team up with old people because when the apocalypse hits they go crazy and have the strength to over power 5 grown men in order to save a dog.
one of the best thing about this game is you get to test out what the best tools are for fending off a zombie raid.
such as:
what kills more zombies? a lawnmower or a chainsaw
how many zombies can i run over before my car dies
what will kill a zombie faster? a sword or a gun
and you'll have many weapons to choose from since almost everything in the mall can be used as a weapon, and i do mean everything. thats right even a 12 pack of coke can become a zombie killing machine.
[survival tip #3]
dont try to kill zombies with a 12 pack of coke.....or caned food of any kind, its best to save that. you never no when your food supply could run out.
seeing as how franks is a photographer you'll get plenty of opportunities to take some snap shots of our undead friends. believe me this is good practice for when the time come's, because you know you'll want to document it so you can say "see i told you!"
you'll also get practice in save people who were to stupid to make a plan. that right i looking at you Mr. "omgz omgz i dont know what to do i didnt think this could really happen". or you could leave them there to be horribly and painfully eaten alive by hundreds of the undead
[survival tip #4]
you really should try and same women an children. come on people we got to try and keep the spices alive
any way with a decent story, fun and explorative game play i give dead rising a wouldnt kick it out of bed for crackers.....unless there were zombies out side and i needed the crackers for nourishment to fight my way throw the hord's of undead.
[note:]
my rating system witch was barrowed/adapted from another podcast >_>
4/buy now=great game everyone should try
3/crackers= not great but not bad just right, just like crackers
2/game fly it = run of the mill game not worth a purchase but good for a rent
1/burn it = just walk away and dont look back and if someone give's it to u! light the bitch on fire and by bitch i mean the game. not the person who gave it to u, thats just not cake.
[note]
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